sorensen

Origins: VIKING

A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.

Hey that dude is making out with my girl, im gonna mess him up! Lol mate back down he's a sorensen.

sorensen by VikingBlood July 10, 2010

Sorensen

Verb: Pulling a "Sorensen" often refers to abandonment in the most extreme form. Often referred to as a hate crime, pulling a "Sorensen" often takes place in the company of close friends with no ill-will towards the offender.

Those who commit this offense may be considered on the spectrum, or require mental help. An intervention may be required to correct this activity.

"Hey, i think James may be about to commit a Sorensen."

"Again? He did it last week and still hasn't spoken to me"

Sorensen by JTrollen January 11, 2022

Shani Sorensen 

Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.

John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?

Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.

John: Same Bro!

Shani Sorensen by bmd1357 June 17, 2020

sister sorensen 

CELEBRETY🤩

it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃

oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲

pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy

woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂

TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky

she’s broke

i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄

a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩

sister sorensen (celebrity) is very bucked up
son of LEAH 💪🏼
JACOB JUDAH PLEASE

HI MOM

WHAT A MESS

sister sorensen by quirky girl🤪 March 11, 2022

Sorensening 

The act of thinking too deeply into a meme/joke.

"What are the origins?" "Man you're really sorensening me right now."

Sorensening by nic s March 8, 2017

Sorenson 

A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.

Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.

Sorenson by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008

Gabe sorenson

Someone with the name gabe Sorensen is typically a funny dude. They are usually tall, white, funny, and an absolute beast at fighting, but they also tend to be unnatractive, not very smart, and a weirdo. Gabe’s usually besties with eveyone and is typically a god.

That dude is so hot, it must be

a gabe sorenson

Gabe sorenson by Colebulldog13 February 15, 2019