Origins: VIKING
A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.
A sorensen is an absolute beast, almost godlike human being descended from the most badass fighters, vikings. You wish you were a sorensen, but your not. Unbelievebly muscular and insanely strong, sorensens are not to be messed with, EVER.
by VikingBlood July 10, 2010
Get the sorensen mug.Verb: Pulling a "Sorensen" often refers to abandonment in the most extreme form. Often referred to as a hate crime, pulling a "Sorensen" often takes place in the company of close friends with no ill-will towards the offender.
Those who commit this offense may be considered on the spectrum, or require mental help. An intervention may be required to correct this activity.
Those who commit this offense may be considered on the spectrum, or require mental help. An intervention may be required to correct this activity.
"Hey, i think James may be about to commit a Sorensen."
"Again? He did it last week and still hasn't spoken to me"
"Again? He did it last week and still hasn't spoken to me"
by JTrollen January 11, 2022
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Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.
John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?
Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.
John: Same Bro!
Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.
John: Same Bro!
by bmd1357 June 17, 2020
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it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃
oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲
pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy
woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂
TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky
she’s broke
i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄
a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩
it was so big i bore my testimony. GOTCHA 😃
oh are you tired :( ITS FRIDAY BUCK UP MAN 😤🤚😃🥲
pros: can write forward, backward and upside down
so SMILELY ( i’m afraid)
pretty bouncy
woke up in the middle of night
hand movements
StOp MoviNg YouR PenSiLs yOuR BUGInG me 😃
you could be a joseph
joseph 👟?
i’m the favorite child
eh?😃🤪
ash TON that’s my bad 🙂
TAKE HIM OUT 🧛🏼 ♀️😤🤪
harlot or a prostotute or a SHH W H O R E 😩
what a ScUmBaG🙄
cons:
none she’s cracky
she’s broke
i’m Going To KiLl you 🔫🧛🏼 ♀️
DUDE get your scriptures🙄
uh uh that’s NOT gonna happen on my watch ⏱👀😤
what kinda BahGy- siblings would do that to each other 😤😩🙄
a moment of pleasure orrrr a hot prince 🤴🏼😘😉
ER OWqen and SHENA 🤪🧛🏼 ♀️
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SPEAK UP😩
by quirky girl🤪 March 11, 2022
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Get the Sorensening mug.A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008
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by Colebulldog13 February 15, 2019
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