A girl who says one thing, but will do another if it will get her drunk.
Hey dude, aren't you and Alcorn dating?
Depends on if I'm buying her a drink. Right now shes with that guy. Tomorrow? The world...
A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.