A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008
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by AndreDangerWhaler November 10, 2016
Get the Sorenson mug.Someone with the name gabe Sorensen is typically a funny dude. They are usually tall, white, funny, and an absolute beast at fighting, but they also tend to be unnatractive, not very smart, and a weirdo. Gabe’s usually besties with eveyone and is typically a god.
by Colebulldog13 February 15, 2019
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by zach todd April 11, 2003
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by Pickledick McNugget June 9, 2011
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Get the Cole Sorenson mug.A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.
“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
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