Sorenson 

A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.

Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.

Sorenson by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008

Sorenson 

A teacher with no soul, is devoid of all emotion, a killer of fun, and hates Harambe, bans Kahoots, and wants his students to die of boredom

"Were you just in environmental science?" "Yeah, the teacher is a total Sorenson "

Sorenson by AndreDangerWhaler November 10, 2016

Gabe sorenson

Someone with the name gabe Sorensen is typically a funny dude. They are usually tall, white, funny, and an absolute beast at fighting, but they also tend to be unnatractive, not very smart, and a weirdo. Gabe’s usually besties with eveyone and is typically a god.

That dude is so hot, it must be

a gabe sorenson

Gabe sorenson by Colebulldog13 February 15, 2019

Skip Sorenson 

a stupid skinny bastard who weres a stupid smerf hat and holds grudges for peaple who take it. he really gay and should be shot in the face a million times.

damn you skip

Skip Sorenson by zach todd April 11, 2003

Cole Sorenson 

He likes the spider pus pus. and is slow

Him:Dude that guys is weird
Her:Yeah hes a cole sorenson

Cole Sorenson by The spiderpushis June 12, 2019

The Sorenson

A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.

“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”

The Sorenson by Upper left Nordic March 4, 2026

Pull a Sorenson 

The act of talking shit to someone while not being able to back it up. You may call someone a "piece of shit", tell them to go "suck a fatty" or talk more shit, but really, you won't do anything physical. Sideaffects include, but are not limited to; being called a pussy/bitch (etc.), being teased often while knowing you won't/can't do anything about it, get to be a very pissy person, and this phrase also works when you're being a jealous bitch.

Cody: I'm gonna beat Brandens ass again!
Jon: Ok but just don't Pull a Sorenson....

Pull a Sorenson by Pickledick McNugget June 9, 2011