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AHHH I LOVE SORBJ!!!! Wait....what? You don't know who sorbjis? Sorbj is love, Sorbjt is life, Sorbj is a god among us. We are inferior beings to Sorbj. We always will be. Sorbj has been sent to us by the lord Scriabin. Why would I listen to anything else when Sorbj exists? I would gladly die for Sorbj. I would MURDER an orphan for Sorbj. I would MURDER my entire family and bloodline for Sorbj . I would sacrifice an entire ARMY for Sorbj. Why, you ask? Isn't this obsessive? No. It is not because Sorbj is love, Liszt is life. OH MY GOD SORBJ IS SO AMAZING PLEASE JUST HAVE MY BABIES ALREADY!!!!! Are you serious right now? You...still don't like Sorbj???? WHAT??!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SORBJ ? HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO OPUS CLAVICEMBALISTICUM??? SEQUENTIA CYCLICA? SYMPHONIC NOCTURNE??? THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERFECTION YOU ARE FILTHY! YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS!!!! WHAT ABOUT VILLA TASCA? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS DEDICATION TO HIS SEAMLESS UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO COMBINE ECSTECY AND MUSIC?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY USAGE OF POLYCHORDS AND POLYRHYTHMS IN MUSIC???? People like you are STAINING the perfectly clean cloth that Sorbj was cut from. Us NORMAL beings do NOT deserve to be able to experience the ABSOLUTE GOD that Sorbj is.
Sorbj is a shitty 'human being'. His jokes are so bland? I think. They're kind of like my poop. He said stuff like "ur mom" and "sussy baka". Ah, heโ€™s so shit. His hair, I've touched his hair and he has touched mine. His hair is SO curly and soft. It's naturally curly. It's brown or black, I'm not sure. I will find out once I see him again on Monday.
by Suszaki September 13, 2021
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๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑHOLY FUCKING SHIT
๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SORABJI REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ SORBJ IS THE BEST FUCKING COMPOSER ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ POWELL IS SO SUSSSSS WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING SYMPHONIC VARIATIONS?????!??!?!!!!!b๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒœ OH YOUR A PIANIST?PLAY EVERY SORBJ SONATA ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ Where Any sus! โ“โ“โ“ Where!โ“โ“ Where! Any sus!qโ“โ“โ“โ“ Where! โ“ Any sus!โ“โ“โ“โ“ Any sus! โ“โ“โ“โ“ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!โ“ Where! โ“ Where! โ“ Any sus! โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“ Where! โ“ Where! question Any sus!โ“โ“โ“โ“ Any sus! โ“โ“ Where!โ“ Any sus! โ“โ“ Where!โ“โ“ Where! โ“ Where!Where! โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“ Any sus!โ“โ“โ“ Any sus!โ“โ“โ“ Where! question Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“ I think it was Messiaen!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆIt wasnt me I was in a ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ r/sorbj memes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedsorbj perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expected Sorbj reference
HOLY FUCKING SHIT๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SORBJ REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!
by sorbj simp May 8, 2022
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sorbasexual

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.
by NonBigotedConservative April 25, 2010
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Sorby

That taste in your mouth when ingesting certain foods (especially citric foods) if you still have a toothpaste aftertaste.
by eses koslay January 24, 2017
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sarbjot

some one who is really kind caring . and will always be there for you. someone who will never disappoint you.
girl1:wow i wish he was my bf
girl2:hes a sarbjot/
by yourmommmmmmm0924345 July 6, 2011
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sorbet shag

That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
by dom Kaos April 24, 2008
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sorbing

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.
no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it
by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011
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