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Sooger

Like a gooner, this person frequently engages in rouxwatting rather than gooning.
Bro if you don’t stop gooning you might accidentally become a sooger
by Bwaxmougger December 12, 2024
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Sooner Born Sooner Bred

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!
by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012
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Stogerson

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs
Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson
by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013
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Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019
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plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
by hugo94612 December 17, 2019
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Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads
Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer
by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017
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