Definitions by Bwaxmougger

Fentmogging

When you see a person on the street clearly high on fentanyl, you administer a fake narcan canister that is actually full of your own secret stuff. They will spend the rest of their short life searching for the same incredible high, but never find it. They have just been fentmogged by an average sooger.

Yeah I fentmogged him, that night was crazy
(Fentmogging)

Fentmogging by Bwaxmougger January 2, 2025

boutout 

The act of subtle intimidation in the form of dragging your balls on the coffee table of ones neighbor whilst attempting to rupture your bowels all over their beautiful granite flooring.

"Sir, please you've boutouted all over my coffee tables several times already, I need a divorce!"

boutout by Bwaxmougger January 2, 2025

Crowlmarching 

To march a singular glute across a gravel surface, completely naked from at least the neck down (to account for the obvious need for a face covering during this exercise)

Don’t do it nobody wants to see you crowlmarching during graduation, you did that last year and one of the wrestlers fjordglimped you

Crowlmarching by Bwaxmougger December 12, 2024

Sooger 

Like a gooner, this person frequently engages in rouxwatting rather than gooning.

Bro if you don’t stop gooning you might accidentally become a sooger

Sooger by Bwaxmougger December 12, 2024

Remptoobing

When instead of uploading brain rot videos to the internet where they will pollute others, you simply imbibe the brain rot through nueralink transmitters.

Stop saying that stupid shit, just get to Remptoobing if that’s what your into

Remptoobing by Bwaxmougger December 12, 2024

Bwaxmougging 

The act of attempting to intimidate squirrels by aggressively waving a baguette in a public park while reciting poorly remembered lines from Macbeth in Kazakh. Practiced by very few and understood by even fewer, bwaxmougging is widely regarded as both an exercise in one’s god given American bullshit and a showing of mental prowess

I couldn’t tell if he was bwaxmougging or just a homeless guy on fentanyl

Bwaxmougging by Bwaxmougger December 3, 2024

Fjordglimping 

Dictionary meaning:

the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.

Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone

Dictionary:
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping

Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!

Fjordglimping by Bwaxmougger December 2, 2024