Son gun

Another name for a penis.

Babe, when I get home from work, I’m going to pound your meat tunnel like an animal until I fire my son gun so deep inside your puckering cervix that you’ll be pregnant before I pull out.

Son gun by JGnostikal May 30, 2024

Ur son a gun 

Worse than everything from ur mom gay to ur sister a mister!

Joe: I hate you Josh
Josh: Ur mom gay!
Joe: Ur dad lesbian!
Josh: ur Grandpap a trap!
Joe: ur GRANNY TRANNY!
Josh: Ur SISTER A MISTER
Joe: Oh god how could you...
Josh: Ur son a gun
Joe: *Blows up like a nuclear bomb that destroys the whole universe*

Ur son a gun by UrFuckingMomGay May 29, 2018

son of a gun 

Back in the early 1800s, the British did something called impressment. During the Napoleonic wars, the British considered any ship that traded with the French an enemy. They would steal the supplies and capture the crew. They impressed the crew into the navy for life. These guys would work as sailors for the rest of their lives and never step on dry land again. If they had a wife, the British would bring the wife aboard the ship. If the wife was pregnant, they would place her on the gun deck near the cannons. When she started having contractions, they would fire the cannons to make her push to have the baby. When the baby was born, it was called a son of a gun. This termis is very negative.

Where's your dad, you son of a gun

son of a gun by Jimfromalabama October 7, 2005

son of a gun 

jocular or jovial term used to describe a naughty friend

oh that son of a gun, he's so cute

son of a gun by spoorthithinkssheknowsenglish May 19, 2018

son of a gun 

1. An insult
2. A word used bewteen friends

1. you damn son of a gun!
2. Wassup son of a gun?

son of a gun by Funk December 27, 2004

son of a gun 

If pregnant mothers were on sailing ships, they gave birth above the gun deck. Son of a gun

Surprise or unexpected event or situation.

son of a gun by J Camardo August 23, 2004

son of a gun 

Son of a gun is an exclamation or a noun in American and British English. Apollo 12 Astronaut Pete Conrad said, upon seeing the Surveyor 3 just prior to touching down on the Moon: "Hey, there it is! There it is! Son of a gun, right down the middle of the road!". It can be used encouragingly or to compliment, as in "You son of a gun , you did it!"
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It is claimed that in British naval slang this term refers to a child of questionable parentage conceived on the gun deck, hence 'son of a gun'. However, the term possibly predates this claimed origin, and Snopes.com lists it as being part of the English lexicon since at least 1708.1 It is sometimes claimed that the saying has its origin in the supposed practice of women travelling on board ship and giving birth on a sectioned off portion of the gun deck. For instance, Admiral William Henry Smyth wrote in his 1867 book, The Sailor's Word-Book:2 Son of a gun, an epithet conveying contempt in a slight degree, and originally applied to boys born afloat, when women were permitted to accompany their husbands to sea; one admiral declared he literally was thus cradled, under the breast of a gun-carriage.
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In American folk idiom (American), this term has similar meaning to the British one, but was derived from military bureaucratic treatment of young enlisted men of uncertain familial background. If a recruit was unable to state his father's name, officers recorded "A. Gun".citation needed

this son of a gun stole my gun and dildoed himself !

son of agun stfu nigger gun!

THIS SON OF AGUN FUCKS HIS GUN ; HZE MUST HAVE A THIN COCK

son of a gun by doctor pig April 5, 2010