Funk's definitions

Hungry Bum Syndrome

This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:

Guy1: Dude, what's up, you're squirming.
Guy2: Aaaargh! It's Hungry Bum Syndrome.

by Funk October 14, 2004

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

bugger off

Piss off, go away, move on, shithead.

Bugger off, asshole, you just dented my car!

by Funk July 16, 2003

flip-floppery

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion

Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!

by FUNK September 28, 2004

McDonald's

The cause of overweight americans

"ba-ta-pa-pa-paaa im loving beign overweight"

by Funk December 27, 2004

dude ranch

a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.

b)GTs In London

How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch

by Funk April 25, 2003

meat cigars

The coolest band in the world

Man that Meat Cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!

by Funk April 25, 2003