Son't

A contraction using the words SO and DON'T.

I son't wanna go to American History right now.

by Lady Hailey July 16, 2007

Son't

Something your dad says when he tells you you're adopted.

Dad: "Son, you're adopted."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Son't."
Me: :(

by HokoraYinphineMPP October 7, 2019

son't

to be used when you're laughing so hard you mean to type "don't", but you use the key to the direct left of the first letter and hit enter before you realize this mistake.

:lol: son't you wish you had a video camera for stuff like that?

by M&M October 19, 2004

Son't

An other word for daughter like female son

Hey john i saw your son nick and your son't jane playing outside

by Tsoutis December 3, 2018

Son’t

Sont means so not just as do not

That is son’t fr

by rae-vraeanese April 18, 2024

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025