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A contraction using the words SO and DON'T.
I son't wanna go to American History right now.
Son't by Lady Hailey July 16, 2007
Words you can keep
Something your dad says when he tells you you're adopted.
Dad: "Son, you're adopted."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Son't."
Me: :(
Son't by HokoraYinphineMPP October 7, 2019
to be used when you're laughing so hard you mean to type "don't", but you use the key to the direct left of the first letter and hit enter before you realize this mistake.
:lol: son't you wish you had a video camera for stuff like that?
son't by M&M October 19, 2004
An other word for daughter like female son
Hey john i saw your son nick and your son't jane playing outside
Son't by Tsoutis December 3, 2018
Sont means so not just as do not
That is sont fr
Son’t by rae-vraeanese April 18, 2024

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.
Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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