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Someone for Everyone
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021
Related Words
Somton • Someone • someoneelsie • Someones bitch • someone else • somto • someonelikeuinterlude • somona • sombong • Someone_Is_There
to donkey-head someone
To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014
to push someone's broom
To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::
George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"
Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"
Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
to push someone's broom by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015
sottone
in italian, the word is used to describe a guy who cares so much for his significant other and would probably do anything in the world just to make them happy.
x: martino ha paccato la scuola solo per seguire niccolò fino a milano, è proprio un sottone
x: martino skipped class just to follow niccolò in milan, he's such a sottone
x: martino skipped class just to follow niccolò in milan, he's such a sottone
sottone by italiandumbass July 19, 2019
Missing someone
Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.
Missing someone by missing my pup November 12, 2018
how to kill someone
Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.
how to kill someone by boltforge May 16, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.