somto 

An African name meaning son of God, intelligent ,athletic, talented, great personality, sexy, and fucking amazing. They also are the very touchy feely type. Great in bed.

Somto just kissed me today. My life is complete.

somto by Jackie42 September 4, 2011

Somto 

Somto
An African name meaning God is with me, intelligent,athletic, talented, great personality, sexy, and fucking amazing. They also are the very touchy feely type, that's sort of their love language. They are great kissers, Great in bed and good at cooking.
Somto just kissed me today. My life is complete.
Somto is such a beautiful, kindhearted girl, but she also has trust issues and can be very sensitive so if you ever date a somto, caress her with love.
Don't cheat on a somto, please.

Woah, is that somto there? She's gorgeous

Somto by Annielabanniela February 19, 2023

Somto 

Somto is an amazing friend but gets mad easily. You can call him African booty scratcher because he loves that. He also isn’t afraid to say I love you because someone might have rubbed off on him:) also girls talk about his fat ass cause he got the biggest ass in all the grade.

Somto is great

Somto by Toe sucker2323 April 23, 2019

Somto 

A sexy god, children bow before him in the orphanage. He is lives in another dimension and should be a world ruler. He is also known as daddy/father somty

Hi somto, eat me!

Somto by Uggserinho? October 3, 2020

Somto Adumoha 

Somto is a very pretty girl💗🌸.She is quite social although she prefers being on her own sometimes. She is a really lovable person 💕😊. Somi has a really cute brother Chuchu❤️🤞🏿. Unfortunately Somtoa's are extremely rare to find so if you get me in your life appreciate me 💖danke tschüss

Marry a Somto Adumoha💍🌸
Never break Somtoa's trust🤞🏿💗

Somto Adumoha by Somtoa💖 February 28, 2023

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014