Sompa 

Which means "big booty wow!"

Dude she's so "sompa"
OMG!

Sompa by Bigboy sompa October 23, 2018

Nelson Sompa 

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.

Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!

Nelson Sompa by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Simpani 

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

SOHPAYLOHTAYS 

A non-word used by a certain poster in a particular ebay chat room in an attempt to insult the intelligent members of that community. The poster using the word has almost no knowledge of the subject at hand and attempts to degrade anyone who has the (his opinion) unmitigated gall to point out said lack of knowledge.

BUENAS TARDES AMIGOS & LOS SOHPAYLOHTAYS SUCIOS!
Buenas tardes amigos & los sohpaylohtays sucios!

SOHPAYLOHTAYS by SE Collectibles November 7, 2008

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013