Sompa
Sompa by Bigboy sompa October 23, 2018
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Nelson Sompa
A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.
Nelson Sompa by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019
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Sompa • SOMPAD • sompalli • Sompanzees • Somparing • sompaul • Nelson Sompa • sempai • Simpanzee • Simpable
Sompanzees
The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
Simpani
A simp who is also a jerk.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
somaia
A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.
SOHPAYLOHTAYS
A non-word used by a certain poster in a particular ebay chat room in an attempt to insult the intelligent members of that community. The poster using the word has almost no knowledge of the subject at hand and attempts to degrade anyone who has the (his opinion) unmitigated gall to point out said lack of knowledge.
SOHPAYLOHTAYS by SE Collectibles November 7, 2008
Somalian Breakfast
When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.
If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013
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