Somnk 

dummy, dumb, stupid

tsk. that guy is a somnk dummy.

Somnk by tskgirl November 8, 2019

sonk 

Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)

Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?

sonk by Dexter Rutecki January 6, 2020

Soonkiat 

A guy who is really sweet and amazing.

That guy is such a Soonkiat!!!

Soonkiat by her.boy October 31, 2011

Sonker 

One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn

Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!

Sonker by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020

Reverse Somnophilia 

Reverse Somnophilia is a type of fetish which is equivalent to the role swap in a somnophilic situation. Unlike standard somnophilia, which is a fetish for sleeping/unconscious individuals and the role is being a predator, reverse somnophilia is actually the fetish of being the recipient of somnophilia, and the individual's role is being the victim. Someone in this fetish enjoys pretending to be asleep or actually being asleep while the somnophiliac partner satisfies both of their fetishes and both are aroused.

Girl: "Honey, I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually have reverse somnophilia."
Guy: "Wow really? That's so awesome, and I'm actually a somnophiliac so we'll both have fun and satisfy our fetishes from the same activity!"
Girl: "Ahh. I feel tired, I'll go get some sleep ;)"
Guy: "hehehe >:D"

Reverse Somnophilia by Auditormadness9 May 11, 2018

Sonk 

A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.

Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike

*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”

Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”

Sonk by Sonk12345 April 24, 2019

somnonaut

One who explores dreams.

Damn that's one hot somnonaut!

somnonaut by Mike Heitz December 16, 2007