Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye

It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

billygoat nipple

When a chick has much hair growing all around the areola of her nipple

I got hairs in my mouth after sucking on her damn billygoat nipples

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush

I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

silver sable

The grayed pubic hair above an elderly woman's vagina

As Mrs Nussbaum placed her feet in the stirrups, I had to dig through the pelt of her silver sable in order to insert the speculum

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

frenulitis

A sprained tongue or torn frenulum caused by prolonged cunnilingus without rest

Man, after 45 minutes of eating that out that chick's pussy I had a bad case of frenulitis and could barely eat or talk the next day

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

creamarrhea

What a woman poops out the morning after vigorous anal sex

The toilet was full of creamarrhea after Anastasia relieved the abdominal pressure after having her first episode of anal sex with Dimitri

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

vaginal sommelier

One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour

After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015