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Somebody’s Fucking Me 

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
Somebody’s Fucking Me by gregben February 20, 2022

somebody's girl syndrome 

A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.

Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.

The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.

We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.

somebody's girl syndrome 

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
Word of the Day on February 9, 2012

"Somebody's Baby" Rule 

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.
A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.
"Somebody's Baby" Rule by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013

Somebody's gotta win the lottery. 

The act of WINNING at life.
How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

Somebody’s Knockin’ 

Somebody's Knockin'
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
Well, somebody's talkin'
He's whispering to me
Your place or my place
Well, which will it be?
I'm gettin' weaker
And he's comin' on strong
But I don't wanna go wrong
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody’s Knockin’
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Ooh, somebody's knockin'
Well, somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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