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Somebody’s Fucking Me 

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
Somebody’s Fucking Me by gregben February 20, 2022

somebody's girl syndrome 

A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.

Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.

The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.

We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.

somebody's girl syndrome 

when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....

Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
Word of the Day on February 9, 2012

"Somebody's Baby" Rule 

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.
A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.
"Somebody's Baby" Rule by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013

Somebody's gotta win the lottery. 

The act of WINNING at life.
How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

Somebody’s Knockin’ 

Somebody's Knockin'
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
Well, somebody's talkin'
He's whispering to me
Your place or my place
Well, which will it be?
I'm gettin' weaker
And he's comin' on strong
But I don't wanna go wrong
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody’s Knockin’
Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the devil
Would you look at him?
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
He must have tapped my telephone line
He must have known
I'm spendin' my time
Alone
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin'
So he oughta be right at home
Somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
Ooh, somebody's knockin'
Well, somebody's knockin'
Somebody's knockin'
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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