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lay some pipe 

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.
lay some pipe by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

Laying Some Pipe 

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."
Laying Some Pipe by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007

laid some pipe 

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport
Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

Laid me some pipe 

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.
Laid me some pipe by setbridge November 12, 2012

layin some pipe 

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.
Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.
layin some pipe by bill May 1, 2003

put some pipe down

It means for a male to have a lot of sex. The 'pipe' referring penis in this context.
This apartment is going to be the perfect place to put some pipe down.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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