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brother may I have some oats

Comes from a tweet by @markyanna created in October 10, 2016. It has a painting of two big pigs called "A Pair of Pigs". The title of it is "bröther may I have some öats".
Pig 1: brother may I have some oats?
Pig 2: no.
Pig 1: I am starving, brother.
Pig 2: As am I, brother. The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they have taken a liking to me.
Pig 1: No brother, I have seen this before. I have observed many things. From the roaring beasts that the tall skinny figures crawl inside of the travel far beyond the horizon, to how the figure weeped when the other had fallen into a deep sleep. And from my experiences I have learned that they will give extra oats to one of us before taking them into the shed of no return.
Pig 1: They will do terrible things in that shed, brother.
Pig 2: LIES, THAT SHED IS WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES GO TO DINE WITH OUT TALL SKINNY GODS. YOU ARE A FOOL BROTHER AND YOU SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE MUD WITH YOUR BACKWARDS IDEAS.
Pig 1: NO, BROTHER. You must believe me. Share with me the oats and you shall not reach the desired girth for the tall skinny ones. They will spare your life, brother.
Pig 2: AHA, SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY OATS. You truly are dispicable, brother. I will not trust your lies.

gargle some mayo 

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.
Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.
gargle some mayo by Skervy January 20, 2009

Send the maid down for some mayonaise 

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

Maybe some other time

The current most popular way to brush someone off; in other words to mean "no fucking way".

Originates from the "I have to wash my hair..." excuse, and similar to the "maybe later" brush-off.
Dave: Hey Susan, so do wanna get a drink next Saturday?
Susan: Umm... maybe some other time...
Dave: Oh, okay...

maybe some buttsex 

The act of considering anal intercourse.
"What should we do, babe?"

"I don't know. Maybe some buttsex."
maybe some buttsex by SetoBlox April 2, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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