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Fat but athletic af, he’s fine af and dated 4 girls in his life because he’s loyal af and didn’t cheat ever in his life
Ratchet thot: hey best frennn look at Somar right there he fine af

Ratchet thot 2: damn that nigga look like he has a big dick
Somar by 99overallgoat September 22, 2019

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009
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Samaradistic 

1. To be evil for enjoyment; tease others in an annoying way
2. To be of relating to, the evilness of Samara.
You must leave class early and tell your teacher this, but your teacher acts like they don't believe you, to see how you react. They are being Samaradistic.
Samaradistic by Riccy March 8, 2009
shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous
shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013
Samarah is the most wonderful woman you will ever meet. She holds MANY talents but hides them. Once you find them you you’ll fall in love. like i did. samarah is a shy quiet girl in the back of the class but once you get to know her she’s jumping on your back like a goddam koala. am i complaining? ABSOLUTELY NOT. samarah is one of the most beautiful person you will ever meet. may short but she’s the goddam prettiest woman ever. SHE IDENTIFIES AS TALL. when you’re down samarah is always there to cheer you up and she doesn’t even know it. just her existence and presence is enough to make a man go from wanting to kill himself to never wanting to leave her arms. With samarah you could be the biggest baddest dude of them all and still just wanna be held by samarah.

i love you samarah 224
samarah is the SHEMXIEST beaner ever !!!!!
Samarah by diriigigodooaoals June 15, 2022

Professor Samarakone 

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Sweet, caring, even though you won't realize it at first. She's classy, and hard to keep up with, but loyal no doubt. She's always changing, you'll always find out something new about her everyday. But that's what great about being friends with someone named Samarra, you don't get bored. And every time you look away from something scary or upsetting in front of you, she's always indirectly supporting you from the sidelines.
Guy #1: Dude, what's your girlfriend like? I've never met her.
Guy #2: Well her name's Samarra and ----
Guy #1: Oh she seems so sweet! You picked a good one.
samarra by BrokenButAlive November 10, 2013
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B)
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