Somari

Shitty bootleg game - poor combination of Mario and Sonic. Mario wears Sonic shoes and replaces Sonic as the game character.
Pirated shit that is made in China, never made for quality; one of the main issues of China as the country's economic growth. Another proof that China has no originality, and just churns out pieces of shits.

Somari is just Mario with the name SOnic + MARIo. The control sucks shit. I had collected over 50 rings several times and I'm still dying! The creator of this game should be crucified, or get killed by 300 SPARTANS!

by HateMainstreamMusic August 2, 2008

Somari

A man with a larg dick around 12 to 13 inches long he will get the job done he’s wonderful in bed the best you can have

Hey is that somari yeah that him isnt he the quarterback on the team

by Idz23 October 18, 2017

Somari

A Somari is literally THE best person you will ever meet in your life. She is a great friend and lover. You better keep her once you find her because she is a rare species. She is quirky, weird, crazy, eats a lot but has a good figure. The is that one person that is everything you look for in a person. She is one bad ass bitch who doesn't take shit from people. She is talented, beautiful and sweet all in one. Somari= Greatness

Look, There is a Somari, you better not let her get away!

by Alltahat June 5, 2017

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013

Samaria

The coolest person alive and is very beautiful and smart.

Have you met Samaria

by Monkey_05 October 17, 2015