Soliloquies

A term used to summarise a bad solo speech in a Kevin Costner movie.

That scene was a big load of soliloquies , it will never win him an acting Oscar. It lacked depth and delivery, if Connery had delivered that line it would have got an Oscar.

by Connery vs Costner May 11, 2016

Soliloqueef

The female corollary to, "mansplaining."

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

by ClassyAsFuuuuuck June 4, 2018

soliliquising

A word that Shakespeare used increasingly in his play Hamlet, meaning wanking. First appeared as a definition in Skins.

Josie: "I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet..."

Naomi: Mmm, yeah, there is, loads. Only they call it 'soliliquising'."

by SophiCheese February 24, 2009

Soliloqueer

A gay man or woman who cannot find a date and must resort to lonely gaydom.

No guys are willing to go out with Chuck, so he has become a soliloqueer.

by MADdler July 27, 2008

Soliloquist

One who speaks introspectively and deeply, who perceiving to be alone, describes their surroundings intimately.

You can often find a soliloquist dancing with headphones plugged into nothing, conversing sparatically with someone who isn't there, and screaming things like "I just don't know" or "why you gotta do me like that".

by charick December 7, 2012

soliloqueef

A vaginal fart while expressing or contemplating your inner most thoughts in solidarity.

While in downward dog, Kara reflected on her life and accidentally soliloqueefed.

by FordPlantation November 20, 2015

soliloqueef

When a feminist goes on a long boring monologue about how men suck

Karen is so annoy she went on an hour long soliloqueef about how the world would be better without men.

by Bigdong93 May 17, 2022