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soliloqueef

A vaginal fart while expressing or contemplating your inner most thoughts in solidarity.
While in downward dog, Kara reflected on her life and accidentally soliloqueefed.
soliloqueef by FordPlantation November 20, 2015

soliloqueef

When a feminist goes on a long boring monologue about how men suck
Karen is so annoy she went on an hour long soliloqueef about how the world would be better without men.
soliloqueef by Bigdong93 May 17, 2022

soliloqueef

a prolonged pussy fart
Are you playing the trumpet or was that a soliloqueef?
soliloqueef by The ides October 21, 2018

Soliloqueef

A literary device where a characters gives an extremely vaginal monologue that nobody notices because it's whiney.
Everyone is watching the superbowl and dave is giving a lovely soliloqueef about how some girl won't text him back.
Soliloqueef by Servicepack1 April 10, 2013

Soliloqueef

A monologue consisting entirely of vaginal flatulence.
Margaret's soliloqueef, inspired by a T.S. Elliot poem, blew everyone away. Literally.
Soliloqueef by Slammer91 June 27, 2016

Soliloqueer 

A gay man or woman who cannot find a date and must resort to lonely gaydom.
No guys are willing to go out with Chuck, so he has become a soliloqueer.
Soliloqueer by MADdler July 27, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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