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solarbeam 

the most sick-tit grass type move in the Pokemon world, as well as the real world, even though it has to gather sunlight on the first turn. It is the master maneuver of the grass Pokemon Venusaur, though other n_gg_rf_gg_t Pokemon also learn it. Many weaksauce trainers use TM22 to teach venusaur solarbeam, because they lack the necessary genitalia to raise it to level 65. A solarbeam is comparable to the sun's orgasm, with the turn to take in sunlight representing the stimulation leading up to the climax. However. if Groudon's effect or sunny day has been used, solarbeam can be used without having to absorb sunlight.
Venusaur, solarbeam the dick off of that dickmuncher!

Look at that Venusaur...it doesn't even know solarbeam. I'll bet you $10 that his trainer doesn't have any balls.

Was that a solarbeam attack, or did the sun just have an orgasm?

OMG sunny day is in effect! I can use solarbeam every turn now. That's the tits!
solarbeam by gdogmanatee October 21, 2009
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solarbeam 

When a man deprives himself from any sexual action so when he next bangs a girl he has an extra powerful finish. Derives from the pokemon move solarbeam which needs one turn to charge before hand.
Guy1: Man, I really need a wank. I haven't had one in ages.

Guy2: Then just do it.

Guy1: I can't I want to solarbeam Mary tonight.
solarbeam by dacfvgrfbrtgfdvbgb October 18, 2011

slapsteamer 

when u take a huge shit into a sock,a bag,or andthing that will hold a huge load. tie the sock/bag off swing it around your head like an old fashion sling shot, go slap some one in the face with ur steaming load
-charles took a huge steamy load into his sock and ran up to his buddy chester and slaped him in the face with it

-i ran up to that cop and gave him a slapsteamer
slapsteamer by mmmfood08 April 4, 2006

SolarStephen 

I genuinely know nothing about this guy. Chances are, you probably don't either. Where did he even come from? Do Minehut just generate these moderators in the lab?
SolarStephen is literally and utterly a waste of space.
SolarStephen by ihateminehutmods February 15, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026