Sokewt 

A word Justin Bieber made up, whilst answering a question about Beyonce. He was meant to say sexy, but because he was live on youtube, he changed it to cute, which created the word 'sokewt'.

Interviewer: "If you could, who would you collaborate with?"
Justin Bieber "uhmm.. it would have to be Beyonce"
Interviewer: "How comes?..."
Justin Bieber "Because uh, she's really talented, and so sex- uh she's sokewt"

Sokewt by Belieber. June 25, 2012

skewtency

A combination of clock skew and network latency.

On the Internet, no two people or computers can ever agree on what time something happened, because no two computers ever have precisely the same time (the problem of clock skew), and it takes some small amount of time to even compare clocks (the problem of network latency).

The server wouldn't accept the signature because the signature's time stamp was 5:57pm, the server's local time was 5:59pm, and the allowable skewtency is only 60 seconds.

skewtency by arbang June 11, 2016

Skewtch 

someone who pretends to be 100 times cooler than they actually are. usually this side of a person comes out when they are drunk (after one beer). also can be confused for "that guy" except that guys stories are usually credible and interesting. the skewtch lacks no talent or ability to serve usefull purpose to a party. they will get in as many pictures as possible with you often making a messed up face giving the impression they are piss drunk despite the fact they are half way done with their first Mikes Hard lemonade and not even buzzed in the slightest. typical wardrobe often includes: collared shirt, "dress shoes", leather bomber jacket (in july), acid wash jeans, any jewelry made of "hemp", and a digital camera affixed permanantly to their left hand to snag as many new myspace pics with their new "friends" as possible.
==can also be used in substitute for relatively any word in a sentance when speaking of the person who is the "skewtch"

Brad: hey where is Dave today?
Mike: I heard he is trying to Skewtch with that hot chick from his bio class

Brad: (after 10 drinks) Man i am going to get so much ass tonight..those ladies are all over me
Kyle: stop beign a skewtch

Skewtch by clam boy November 27, 2006

skewt

Abbreviation for "so cute" or "sah kyat" created by Pewdiepie while playing Corpse Party.

OMG!! They're so skewt! I ship them so hard.

skewt by Quarzidian November 28, 2016

skewtch 

the ultimate dude. YOOO THAT SKEWTCH IS ILL

yo that kids the skewtch!

skewtch by billy M December 7, 2006

skewtch 

a little mark on teh back of a guitar from your belt

yo this guitar was brand new but after all my rocking the back has skewtch on it

skewtch by frank0 December 7, 2006

skewtch 

a little scooter intended for children

my 4 year old son got a new skewtch

skewtch by Ryan Burdenson December 7, 2006