soib

stroking of imaginary beard. used by many.

phil: philosophy is always the answer
sarah: *soib*

by inkydoodle567 March 26, 2009

soib

An acronym used for "Stroking Of the Imaginary Beard" and is often used when someone is being skeptical or suspicious.
A girl named Andrea claims to have created this term.

Andrea: Wow, her ex is totally flirting with her. Soib...

by wannalatte February 12, 2009

Soib

An intense feeling of sadness more intense than sobbing.

I'm actually soibing rn how could you do this.

by Real Andrew Yang August 20, 2021

soibi

A great person who will always be there for her friends. It’s not easy to become one of her close friends but once you are you know that she will always love you . Normally best friends with Jada’s and Nkem’s

Wow soibi is a great person once you get to know her.

by Just a softie December 16, 2019

Soibs

(n.) An amazing name, often associated with gorillas or fifty of the English monetary unit pounds. Of a Russian-Polish origin. Unrelated to "soib," or "scratching of imaginary beard."

(adj.) Used when describing indescribable greatness. In relation to "Soibeling" something, or making it better.

(n.) Soibs is literally the most amazing gorilla ever.

(adj.) I booked the job! This is so soibs!!

by Kleopatra Selene June 9, 2013

Soiboi

Other word for boyfriend or just a man that you have sex with.

"I just got a new soiboi!"
"Again? thats the third one this month!"

by huansoan July 19, 2019

Soiban

The conscious decision to milk, wrangle, or serenade snakes in a pit of hot vermouth. Chronologically, it was said to have been created by the Patron Saint of Ireland, but historians have found reference to Marco Polo summoning a sidewinder in in Tibet, and such historical figures as Napoleon Bonapart and Alexander the Great have been document in rennaisance painting with coral snakes and cottonmouths. Cotê D'Ivoire practice Cobra serenades. Also ninjas have been known to use this practice as an excercise in discipline and concentration before sword fights.

St. Paddy really Soibaned that rattler.

Those ninjas soibaned some snakes and went to Tael for the afterparty.

I told you Rocca, if you want to Soiban, you need to get behind the snake.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011