Sogma
The sogma loved jacking off.
Sogma by Ineedmentalhelpplease February 15, 2024
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Sogma
An incel who has believes they are superior, but have a terrible personality and severe lack of hygiene.
1. A person who radiates chaotic, misplaced confidence like if hubris had a LinkedIn page.
2. Someone who loudly declares superiority, only to collapse under their own foolishness minutes later.
3. The act of self-owning so hard that even the Wi-Fi disconnects out of embarrassment.
1. A person who radiates chaotic, misplaced confidence like if hubris had a LinkedIn page.
2. Someone who loudly declares superiority, only to collapse under their own foolishness minutes later.
3. The act of self-owning so hard that even the Wi-Fi disconnects out of embarrassment.
“Bro walked into the room quoting Elon and tripped over his own ego total Sogma moment.”
“Don’t be a Sogma, double-check your PowerPoint.”
“Don’t be a Sogma, double-check your PowerPoint.”
Sogma by AutismCreetchore October 20, 2025
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Sogma • sigma • sigma male • sigma alpha epsilon • Sigma Chi • sigma chode • sigma phi epsilon • Sigma Kappa • Sigma Nu • Sigma Pi
Sigma Hater
One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.
Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!
Sigma Hater by Big Diggity January 6, 2015
Sogadellic
Sogadellic by Garth9 December 9, 2012
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013
sogand
sogand by juicy insulin May 28, 2016
Momiji Sohma
Momiji Sohma is a character in Fruits Basket.He is cursed by the Rabbit in the Chinese Zodiac like Yuki Sohma,Kyo Sohma,and Shigure Sohma.When Momiji was born, his mother didnt want him.She doesnt remember him because she asked Hatori to erase her memories.He has a sister named Momo, but Momiji's father doesnt want Momiji to interact with Momo.She wants to know about Momiji and she asked him If he wanted to be her older brother.Momiji's father is Japanese and his mother is German.Hes really great friends with Tohru, he helps him at work sometimes and even took her place once.He looks like hes in middle school, but much to Tohru's suprise he is only 1 year younger than Tohru,Yuki,and Kyo.Her mom's memory of Momiji was erased because otherwise she might slip into utter madness. Momiji is actually very insightful and emotionally strong despite his upbringing. He took to Tohru very quickly, even ignoring the fact that he was a Zodiac and hugged her when they were formally introduced.In the final chapter, Momiji tells Hatsuharu and Rin that he hopes to find a girlfriend as wonderful as Tohru.
Takaya derived his name from the ninth month of the traditional Japanese calendar, momijitsuki or "autumn leaves month".He was supposed to have been named after the third month, the month of the rabbit, but according to the author, she mixed up his and Kureno's positions in the Zodiac.Voiced by: Ayaka Saitō (Japanese), Kimberly Grant (English)
Takaya derived his name from the ninth month of the traditional Japanese calendar, momijitsuki or "autumn leaves month".He was supposed to have been named after the third month, the month of the rabbit, but according to the author, she mixed up his and Kureno's positions in the Zodiac.Voiced by: Ayaka Saitō (Japanese), Kimberly Grant (English)
Momiji Fangirl:OMG!!!! Momiji is so cuuuute!!!!
Me:Momiji Sohma is my favorite character in Fruits Basket.
Me:Momiji Sohma is my favorite character in Fruits Basket.
Momiji Sohma by azngirl890 September 28, 2009
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