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Saggy Tits 

The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.
Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...
Saggy Tits by Michel S August 11, 2004

Saggy Tits 

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.
DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.
Saggy Tits by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

saggy tits 

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.
Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!
saggy tits by Owen January 12, 2005

saggy tits 

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.
My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.
saggy tits by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.
He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.
Saggy-tits bolger by Headonya November 4, 2019

Carsons saggy tits 

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off
I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits
Carsons saggy tits by Bob titus October 21, 2011
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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