So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

by Airen521 February 07, 2021

"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006

by JSMAX October 06, 2010

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
by Squach June 01, 2012
