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soften your cock 

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.
soften your cock by Mandingler April 16, 2017

Soften the Cheese 

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
Soften the Cheese by Squach June 1, 2012

Soften the peach

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

soften the meat 

Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!

Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.
"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

Soften the blow 

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.
I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.