"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008
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Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
by Squach June 1, 2012
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Get the Soften the peach mug.Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
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"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"
"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"
"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"
by dueyfinster May 16, 2012
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