A sophmaster is one that has mastered the art of being a sophie. She always lookes hot, and can burn a hole through you if she looks hard enough. You can normally identify a sophmaster by who she hangs out with. She is most commonly seen with her best friend, who is blonde and totally hot. Neither of them will look you directly in the eye, they'll just look through you
Holy crap, have you seen that sophmaster? She is totally hot! I wish she would talk to me!
or
I can't beleive the sophmaster called me fat!? What a anorexic crack whore?!
1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.