sophmaster 

A sophmaster is one that has mastered the art of being a sophie. She always lookes hot, and can burn a hole through you if she looks hard enough. You can normally identify a sophmaster by who she hangs out with. She is most commonly seen with her best friend, who is blonde and totally hot. Neither of them will look you directly in the eye, they'll just look through you

Holy crap, have you seen that sophmaster? She is totally hot! I wish she would talk to me!

or

I can't beleive the sophmaster called me fat!? What a anorexic crack whore?!

sophmaster by Tino Highlander March 17, 2005

Sodomaster 

A master in the art of sodomy. Rather than "practicing" sodomy, a sodomaster has reached the apex of skill in the realm of sodomy.

My social studies teacher, Mike, is a total sodomaster.

Sodomaster by Mr Diplip January 24, 2011

Sapmaster 

The guy who manages a sugar house in a sugar bush

I went to sapjack real quick before the sapmaster came back

Sapmaster by The sapjacker December 8, 2020

Shmastered 

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

Shmastered by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Schmasterbation 

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

Schmasterbation by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Sockmaster 

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021

schmasternate 

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

schmasternate by mikbails February 21, 2011