socktan

a tan line around the ankle and lower leg resulting from sun exposure while wearing socks.

When I got back from summer camp I had this horrible socktan. I wish I hadn't been wearing knee-highs!

by quantumtom June 28, 2009

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

by Sockman January 15, 2009

molotov socktail

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

SickTanicK

Member of the underground music called horrorcore. In a record label called SKR, or Serial Killin' Records. SKR is a group of "Devil Worshipers" who mainly do their rap music about why god is not to be worshiped or why Satan is to be.

I just heard a song by SickTanicK. F*ck christianity. Satan is the true god.

by SKRWILLRISE October 20, 2010

Sockhandle

Something that is so cool or unbelievable that it must have its own word (sockhandle) to describe it.

Man, that party was so Sockhandle! I cant believe how many people were there.

by Xylar13 June 9, 2004

English yam with a sock tan

A fairly ordinary english person with an uneven suntan on her or his ankles caused by wearing socks while out in the sun.

Juno Temple interview published the Guardian on 23rd June 2012 where she describes a nude movie scene she played in the film Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey:

"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."

by Rog the Dodge June 30, 2012