A vegetative state that many teenage children find themselves in after being deprived of a cellular device for prolonged periods of time. May also result from lack of 'Myspacing' or 'Facebooking'
Laura: *grrbalghgb*
Michelle: Oh shit, Laura is going into Socioshock! Quick somebody get her a texting!!!
Used when exclaiming something to be most righteous or absolutely swank and/or kush. Could also use "Soscrilla" or "Somoney" if one desired an extra syllable.
Somisha is the girl with whom everyone wants to be around. She is an extrovert but can really understand people's nature and act accordingly. She is good at everything. You'll always want to hang out with her.