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Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.
Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.
Sockspeare by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

socksaresuperiorr

tate is the best mutual i have they are so cool and funny also they’re kaito’s boyfriend/girlfriend
“do you know socksaresuperiorr?” “of course i do, they’re more famous than charli damelio!”

Shockscare 

A Shockscare is the basic wimp out scare used in horror movies and haunted houses, so as to not actually work for a scare. Typically this scare will cause audience members to shriek and/or jump.

1.A clown pops out of nowhere.

2.A zombie popping out of nowhere.

I.e. "That movie wasn't scary at all just a bunch of shockscares after another!"
Shockscare by Tixetotheexit May 31, 2007

Sockstress

sockstress (noun): the discomfort or frustration caused by wearing socks that feel wrong — too tight, itchy, or slipping
By the end of the day, the sockstress was driving me crazy.
Sockstress by Max verstapn October 25, 2025
When you eating yo girls ass and she shits in yo mouth
My girl kiesha sucksharted while I was down there and it tasted like chocolate
Suckshart by Noears May 11, 2026
(noun) A last-minute rescue operation in which a sock is sacrificed and used as a substitute to toilet paper to avert a toilet based crisis
“No loo roll, no tissuesabsolute socksave.”
Socksave by RaglanRants May 23, 2026