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Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you. 

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>> 

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill 

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' 

The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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