Snuezering 

The act of applying shaving cream to a paint roller and then applying that paint roller to the face of a friend or stranger.

-Hey! Let's snuezer Fred tomorrow!
-Yeah man. He has been a real puss nugget lately. He really needs a good snuezering.

-Yesterday I snuezered some random chick. That cream was all over her face!

Snuezering by paulisacat April 17, 2011

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

rack opinion sneering 

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

rack opinion sneering by Gerivan July 23, 2010

Snozzering 

The act of pretending to be asleep with the intention of avoiding interaction with one's Spouse or Partner.

The two lay silently for an hour, each Snozzering in the awkward pause to avoid what they both know they needed to talk about.

Snozzering by TreeBunny January 18, 2016

Snuttering 

Sniggering while nutting

My date last night couldn't stop snuttering. It really ruined the mood

Snuttering by LlamaLlamaDucky February 18, 2021

Snuffering 

Suffering with a snuffly nose due to a cold or flu

I was snuffering all weekend

Snuffering by Bulldog14 March 28, 2009

Snuddering

1. The act of snoodling with a mix of the dutch rudder.
2. When a uncircumsized and a circumsized penis meet at the tip of the head and then the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis is pulled over the the circumsized penis and held in place as if ready to masturbate by the circumsized individual while the two individuals move their hips back and forth and the uncircumsized individual has his hand placed on the forearm of the circumsized individual for support.
3. When a uncircumsized and a circumsized penis meet at the tip of the head and then the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis is pulled over the the circumsized penis and held in place as if ready to masturbate by the circumsized individual while the uncircumsized individual places his hand on the forearm of the circumsized individual and proceeds to jerk each other off simultaneously with the foreskin of the uncircumsized individual.

WOW, I heard that Burt and Ernie tried snuddering...totally gay muppets!!!

Snuddering by *Ğħø§ŧ*Ŵŕïŧēŕ* August 25, 2009