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snow-how 

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin

Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.
I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.

Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.
Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015

Snowballing

An act where cum is passed from one person's mouth to another's mouth.
Faye would only give Kev a blowjob if he agreed to try his own cum, they ended up snowballing as Faye's great at blowjobs and Kev didn't want to lose out
Snowballing by Scotch Jock December 22, 2021

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.
During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.
snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015