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Snowsturbate 

The act of shoving your dick in the snow, and masturbating like that, basically humping the snow.
Snowsturbate: Johnny! Stop snowsturbating out there and come out here this instant!!!
Snowsturbate by NinjaFapist January 19, 2015
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snapsturbated 

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap
Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds
snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

Showsterbate 

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower
At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.
Showsterbate by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

snapsturbate 

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities
Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together
Snasturbate by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017

Slowsturbation 

The act of masturbating slowly to increase duration and pleasure.
Going to the movies sounds cool man, but I'm gonna go home, make a sandwich, and get in a little slowsturbation.
Slowsturbation by Tyrannosaur June 28, 2010

snapsturbate 

Snapchatting with someone and exchanging nude/lewd photos to the point of escalating to exchanged masturbation photos and videos. Usually to the point of climax.
Ex) I snapsturbated with Andrea last night and now my sheets are al crunchy.
snapsturbate by mahahario January 20, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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