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Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.
"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009
1. A massive pokemon
2. A massive human usaully a hurtful nickname
guy-Conner Klein is a fucking snorlax.
girl-I know he is so massive holy shit!
Snorlax by Osubuckeye February 21, 2009
A huge blue pokemon with a light coloured tummy and face.
Snorlax is a very cute pokemon!!!
Snorlax by I like snorlax February 20, 2018

Snorlax Roma

An expression used to describe awkward situations where you don't know how to react to something.
Serena: "Hey guys whats up im so cute today"
Pit: "Snorlax Roma 😳"
Snorlax Roma by amogus sus December 14, 2021

Snorlax texter 

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

snorlax that ho 

When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her
Lalor just Snorlax that ho, she never got up.