Snow Mouse 

1. A young woman addicted to cocaine.

2. A woman with a "daddy fetish" who doesn't want to work, but gets taken care of by a man with money.

(Other related terms: sugar baby, snow princess, little mouse, kitten)

Jay sure spends a lot of money on that snow mouse of his; I wonder if he has any left for his side chick.

Snow Mouse by Sasuke9 June 14, 2017

snow moose

The male equivalent of a snow bunny, also known as a male who spends the majority of this time in the snow.

Hey Katherine, did you see that cute guy on the ski lift? He is totally a snow moose.

snow moose by 3435345345345435 April 30, 2008

Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

Snow Moose by Dani! ♡ July 20, 2022

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.

alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.

snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

snowmosexual

a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife

b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children

c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles

"I just found out my husband is a snowmosexual."

"Snowmosexuals make terrible fathers."

snowmosexual by MichelleRenee Valadez March 4, 2009

snowmosexual

a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.

"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."

snowmosexual by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005

snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

snowmosexual by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008