Snotty totty 

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

Snotty totty by mertric mike July 27, 2009

Stotty Totty 

A hot guy/girl from the fabulous town of Stotfold!

" Did you see that model-type from Stotfold?"

"Yeah, 1st class Stotty Totty"

Stotty Totty by Krazy-Kerry November 3, 2011

Scotty Thotty Hottie Body

(N.) Someone who is very attractive and is very good at seducing others.

“Look over there. Is that a Scotty Thotty Hottie Body?”

Scotty Thotty Hottie Body by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Thotty Spotty 

A scope on a gun or binoculars

GOTTA GET MY THOTTY SPOTTY.

Thotty Spotty by Thotty do the spotty June 4, 2018

Snottybotty 

This is when a crap is taking a long time, you get the paper ready and use it to blow your nose while you wait. Then you forget and when you wipe your ass with it it doesnt actually absorb anything. It just smears everything in a big mess round your hole, needing further cleaning with soap.

Oh my god sorry i took so long I dont want to put you off your dinner but i got the paper ready and then i used it to blow my nose then i wiped my ass with it but it didnt actually absorb anything it just smeared everything in a big mess and i had to clean up in the sink it was a distinct case of snottybotty .

Snottybotty by Primebritish February 21, 2018