(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.
“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”
(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.
“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”
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(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
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(N.) a guy who squirms around and screams whenever he busts a nut
“I was with a guy last night, but it turns out that he was a squimer”
“Yikes”
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
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(V.) the act of fucking someone from Bulgaria, while acting like a clam, by opening and closing one’d body parts (legs, arms, toes, fingers, ass)
“Bro I did Bulgarian Clam Stomper with her with my fingers while fucking last night”
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