Snorefuck

When your date falls asleep on you so you stick your member in your throat to feel the gentle tickle of her snores on your tip.

Man I can't believe Audrey fell asleep on me. At least i got to snorefuck her.

Snorefuck by Snorefucker July 31, 2019

Snorefuck

When your date falls asleep on you and snores on your ass and you stick your dick in her throat and feel the ever gentle vibration of the snores tickling your tip.

I went out with Audrey yesterday, she fell asleep on me and i snorefucked the shit out of her lol.

Snorefuck by Snorefucker July 31, 2019

snore fuck 

When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.

During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.

snore fuck by Danooo_tim October 22, 2015

Shoefucker 

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009

surefuck 

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.

Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.

surefuck by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006

sportfuckin' 

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

sportfuckin' by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005