Smokefuck

Someone so inept at sexual intercourse that they ejaculate within the time it would take to smoke a cigarette. usually skinny white guys

George Bush is a smokefuck

by Mikefrom Himatangi November 2, 2009

smilefucker

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.

I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

Smilefuck

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.

by mckenney25 May 14, 2013

smokeflake

When smoking marijuana out of a bowl, the user gets so fucked up that they accidentally laugh or cough so hard into the bowl they blow all the remaining weed and ash into the air, thus creating smokeflakes.

Smoker 1: Bro, what the fuck happened last night, did we finish that bowl?
Smoker 2: I think I smokeflaked it, let's go look in the truck.

by Zach and Nate June 14, 2011

Smokeback Mountain

The situation that arises when two guys have a smoke sesh...alone.

"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"

"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"

"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."

"Fine let's go."

by dendenkim November 14, 2014

smilefucking

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.

He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.

by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021