Smokefuck
Someone so inept at sexual intercourse that they ejaculate within the time it would take to smoke a cigarette. usually skinny white guys
George Bush is a smokefuck
Smokefuck by Mikefrom Himatangi November 2, 2009
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smilefucker
A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.
smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009
Smilefuck
You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.
This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.
Smilefuck by mckenney25 May 14, 2013
smokeflake
When smoking marijuana out of a bowl, the user gets so fucked up that they accidentally laugh or cough so hard into the bowl they blow all the remaining weed and ash into the air, thus creating smokeflakes.
Smoker 1: Bro, what the fuck happened last night, did we finish that bowl?
Smoker 2: I think I smokeflaked it, let's go look in the truck.
Smoker 2: I think I smokeflaked it, let's go look in the truck.
smokeflake by Zach and Nate June 14, 2011
Smokeback Mountain
"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"
"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"
"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."
"Fine let's go."
"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"
"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."
"Fine let's go."
Smokeback Mountain by dendenkim November 14, 2014
smilefucking
The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.
smilefucking by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021
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