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snore-gasm 

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.
I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.
snore-gasm by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011
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Snore-gasm 

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.
*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
Snore-gasm by Blaceph April 12, 2021

Score-Gasm 

after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.

me-"Score"
ALL the fans-"GASM"

-croud goes crazy because of the Score-Gasm-
Score-Gasm by Justin Famous December 30, 2005

Score-Gasm 

after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.
me-"Score"
ALL the fans-"GASM"

-croud goes crazy because of the Score-Gasm-
Score-Gasm by Justin Famous December 30, 2005

snort-gasm 

When you laugh so hard you snort.
When I saw the E-mail about the bald werewolf, I laughed so hard I had a snort-gasm.
snort-gasm by Ramona13 April 6, 2006

Multiple Scoregasms 

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"
Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.
Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011

snoregasm 

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.
1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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