Snoib 

- Pronounced SN OY B.

A greasy burger-bar worker.

"That dirty Snoib dribbled on my chips!"

Snoib by JebMonster October 31, 2008

snoib 

"snoib" is a word to describe someone who is so noob, that they are "so-noob", which is shortened to "snoib".

Pronounced "snoybed"

T: "oh my god wtf this guy is so noob I lyke totally owned him yo"
S: "lol that noob got SNOIB'ed"

snoib by Student123 December 21, 2006

Snoib 

A word that can be used in place of any other word. A synonym for everything.

"That is an absolute snoib if you ask me."
"Lads I'm off my snoib here."
"He's a proper snoib."
"Check out the snoibs on that!"

Snoib by Khurizu March 31, 2022

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Snibber 

A person who consistently performs the task of snibbing (locking) a door or window and then proceeds to check that all doors and windows are snibbed.

Person 1: What's PoppyDon doing?
Person 2: He is checking if all the doors are snibbed.
Person 1: Again?
Person 2: Yes, that is why they call him PoppyDon the Snibber.

Snibber by PoppyDon January 20, 2015

Coffee snob 

1- An individual who cares about what coffee or coffee mix drink they put in their mouth. A coffee snob is not ok with starbucks, or Tim hotrons, or dunkin doughnuts, or mcdonalds...etc.

2- a coffee snob would rather drink water than drink old coffee. An anal coffee snob will not drink the coffee if it needs milk and anything more than 1 tsp of sugar.

3- a coffee snob supports local roasters and refuses to drink folgers, maxwellhouse, or any other pre-ground non-fresh coffee... Including instant.

Hey, you want some coffee?
What do you have?
I got instant and folgers.
Umm... You got water?
Oh... You must be a coffee snob, huh?
Ya, sorry.

Coffee snob by The coffee snob October 3, 2011

Snobsdale 

Scottsdale, Arizona. It has been dubbed "The Beverley Hills of the Desert."

Stereotypically, the girls are tan blonds with fake breasts; the guys are preppy and rich.

(This is just what I'm told. I love Scottsdale.)

"Those girls act like they're so cool in DADDY'S Audi! They're totally from Snobsdale."

Snobsdale by RoddickRemixed September 18, 2007