Snjört
Snjört by Goose expert May 6, 2020
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snjört
Sven snjörts cocaine at IKEA.
Sven died because of snjörting cocaine.
Svens family snjörts cocaine at his funeral.
Sven died because of snjörting cocaine.
Svens family snjörts cocaine at his funeral.
snjört by Not really my actual real name June 2, 2019
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ripped-snorter
a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.
ripped-snorter by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012
snortin the sofa
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
Solid Snort
Term used to refer to the fanatics and followers of known cocaine addict, presidential aspirant, and dictator's son Ferdinand Marcos Jr. aka BongBong
Originates from the term "Solid North" - the supposed "solid" northern regions of the Philippines where most of Marcos loyalists and apologists are.
Originates from the term "Solid North" - the supposed "solid" northern regions of the Philippines where most of Marcos loyalists and apologists are.
Filipino:
A: BBM pa rin, solid north tayo
B: Sabi ni DU30 gumagamit ng cocaine 'yang idol mo, baka solid snort
English:
A: We're for BBM, we are solid north
B: But DU30 said your idol is a cocaine user, solid snort is more like it
A: BBM pa rin, solid north tayo
B: Sabi ni DU30 gumagamit ng cocaine 'yang idol mo, baka solid snort
English:
A: We're for BBM, we are solid north
B: But DU30 said your idol is a cocaine user, solid snort is more like it
Solid Snort by sisid_ahon November 19, 2021
snortin crack
This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
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