Snitzitis 

A disease most commonly associated with the symptom of self-obsession. It can be contagious, especially when being around Zach for long periods of time. Accelerated cases yield more severe symptoms, taking the form of shiny clothing, refusal to smile in pictures, constant use of made up words, and an overall delusion of self worth. Unfortunately, there is no cure.

Stacy Campbell is suffering from Snitzitis.

Snitzitis by Mer Turtles August 17, 2010

shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

sititis 

1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.

Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!

–Family Matters, Episode 88

sititis by Lexical October 14, 2007

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

SHITITIS 

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

SHITITIS by Parly January 26, 2011

give-a-shititis 

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.

Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.

give-a-shititis by medic007 June 17, 2008