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by Lexical October 14, 2007
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Get the ainamania mug."Without treatment the condition of the ciloholic can degrade into that of ainamania or even aibohphobia." -Sigmund Freud
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Get the ciloholic mug.1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.
Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!
–Family Matters, Episode 88
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!
–Family Matters, Episode 88
by Lexical October 14, 2007
Get the sititis mug.1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.
2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.
by Lexical October 15, 2007
Get the pull a river mug.1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.
2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.
3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.
by Lexical October 15, 2007
Get the pull a river mug.An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.
LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.
RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?
LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...
LISTER: What really interesting bit?
RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.
RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?
LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...
LISTER: What really interesting bit?
RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
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