sititis 

1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.

Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!

–Family Matters, Episode 88

sititis by Lexical October 14, 2007

shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

SHITITIS 

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

SHITITIS by Parly January 26, 2011

Mormon/LDS stitistics 

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

Mormon/LDS stitistics by rinnua July 5, 2011

give-a-shititis 

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.

Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.

give-a-shititis by medic007 June 17, 2008

Kilometers Sittish 

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!

If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.

Kilometers Sittish by QuacksO October 16, 2021